June 30, 2008
The Sound Of Yahoo!
Go to Yahoo.com and click on the exclamation point at the end of the Yahoo logo.
June 29, 2008
June 22, 2008
2,000 HP Outboard Inflatable …
Here’s the latest drug runner toy from Europe…
This thing belts across the English channel 3 times per week and was just a blur on the radar of the British Coast Guard. They were so astonished by the speed of the unknown craft, they brought in a special high speed helicopter to chase it. Drugs were found on board. Of course, you’d have to be on drugs to put the throttle down on this rig.
June 16, 2008
The Gambling Blonde
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.”
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, “Come on, baby….Southern Girl needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down….and squealed… “YES! YES! I WON! I WON!”
She hugged each of the dealers…and then picked up her many chips and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”
The other answered, “ I don’t know.. I thought you were watching.”
Moral -
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men…..are men.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.”
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, “Come on, baby….Southern Girl needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down….and squealed… “YES! YES! I WON! I WON!”
She hugged each of the dealers…and then picked up her many chips and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”
The other answered, “ I don’t know.. I thought you were watching.”
Moral -
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men…..are men.
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